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A blonde was standing in front of a soda machine. After putting in her coins, a root beer pops out then she put some more coins into the machine, pushes another button and a coke comes out. A man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever you are doing" he asked. The blond turns to him and says, "Yeah right! I'm not going to let you play slots on this machine while I'm still winning!"

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