|Sleeping In Church|
My husband keeps falling
asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?
Actual answering machine answers...
|Empire State Building Fall|
a man jumps from the top of the building safely...
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded
by a bloodthirsty group of natives...
|Did you hear?|
Did you hear?...
|Points to Ponder|
What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
|Lawyer Waiting in Line|
A Laywer was waiting in line..
|Letter of Apology|
When I came into the office this morning, I noticed a sort of general feeling of unfriendliness...
|Never judge a book by its Author|
Book and Author puns
|Dr. Seuss' Lost Tongue Twister|
You won't be able to resist this one!!
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the
There were these three guys, a Polish guy, an Italian guy, and a Jewish guy.
They all worked together at a factory...
|What is Sex?|
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard and asked
him, "Daddy, what is sex?"...
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car...
|Stop on the Weekends!|
A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings...
A lawyer named Strange died...
He had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for several months now...
Bob, an experienced sky diver, was getting ready for a jump
|Roman Slave Driver|
Good news and bad news...
|DNA Good News and Bad|
your DNA is an exact match with the sample found..