Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? "What's a light bulb?" Or: "You can change those things?!" Or: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaaddy!" How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment." Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonde: Yes. Operator: The power in the house in on? Blonde: Of course. Operator: And the switch is on? Blonde: Yes, yes. Operator: And the bulb still won't light up? Blonde: No, it's working fine. Operator: Then what's the problem? Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.

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