Blondes and Food
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

What did the blonde say when he opened the box of Cheerios?
"Oh, look! Doughnut seeds!"

Why don't blondes eat pickles?
Because they can't get their head in the jar.

Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
From eating with forks.

How did the blonde burn his nose?
Bobbing for french fries.

Did you hear about the blonde that ate rocky mountain oysters?
She was dragged 200 yards.

What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?
She peed on her corn flakes.

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
So they know if it is morning or afternoon.

Why don't blondes like buttered toast?
They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.


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