My Lawyer

My Lawyer

A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week."

The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week."

The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, "I keep telling you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"

The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it."

Rate this Joke
Please rate the joke between one and ten, with ten being the funniest.

Email this Joke
You can email this joke to your friends!

Email this Joke to your Friends for Free

Click the mailbox to Email this joke to all your friends!