Red Lights

Red Lights
My friend Joe and I were crusing down the street in Joe's new car, when we came to an intersection. Even though we had the red light, he drove right through, nearly hitting a passing car. "What the heck are you doing, Joe!" I asked him after I had regained my wits.

"Bill always does it," he replied calmly. A block later was another red, but Joe pushed the petal to the metal, almost killing us. "Bill always does it," he said again.

At the next intersection we had a green light, and Joe slammed on the brakes. "Your supposed to go," I told him. "Get going!"

"But Bill might be coming!" he exclaimed.

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