Billy the Red Nosed Leader

Billy the Red Nosed Leader
(sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
lyrics by Stephen Wertheim [email protected]

You know Carter, and Nixon, and
Ford, and Reagan,
Johnson, and Truman, and
Hoover, and Wilson.
But do you recall
The most famous president of them all…

Billy, the red-nosed leader,
had a very shiny nose,
And he employed an intern,
who you might say really blowed.

All of the prosecutors,
used to never find good leads,
They never let poor Billy,
get any ‘cept from Hillary.

Then one foggy afternoon,
Kenneth came to say:
"Billy with your nose so bright,
won’t you testify on tape tonight?"

And all of congress loved it,
they released it with great glee,
Billy, the red-nosed leader,
you’ll go UP in history!

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