Nixon: Watergate. Clinton: Water Bed.
Nixon: His biggest fear the Cold War. Clinton: His biggest fear a Cold Sore.
Nixon: Carpet bombing. Clinton: Carpet burning.
Nixon: His Vice President was a Greek. Clinton: His Vice President is a geek.
Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger. Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her.
Nixon: Couldn't explain the 18-minute gap in the Watergate tape. Clinton: Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case.
Nixon: His nickname was Tricky Dick. Clinton: No difference.
Nixon: Ex-President. Clinton: Sex-President.
Nixon: Known for campaign slogan Nixon's The One. Clinton: Know for women pointing at him and say He's the one.
Nixon: Famous for his widow's peak. Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak.
Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Giddy. Clinton: Well acquainted with G Spot.
Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh. Clinton: Took on Ho.
Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor. Clinton: Talked of getting a piece while on her.
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