Men are Like...
Men are like....... |
They only show up when there's food on the table.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
They take so long to mature.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Keep one around long enough, and you're going to want to shoot it.
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