Mr. Starr: I am Starr, Star I are. I'm a brilliant barri-star. I'm here to ask, as you'll soon see, Did you grope Miss Lew-in-ski? Did you grope her in your house? Did you grope beneath her blouse? Did she give you gifts and ties? Were you spied by prying eyes? Mr. Clinton: I did not do that here or there! I did not do that anywhere! I did not do that in a chair! I went not near her giant hair! I did not join -- even for fun -- The Mile High Club in Air Force One. So stow your feathers and your tar. I did not do her, Starr you are! Mr. Starr: Did you smile? Did you flirt? Did you peek beneath her skirt? And did you tell the girl to lie When called upon to testify? Mr. Clinton: That is it; you've gone too far! I do not like you, Starr you are! I will not answer any more; In fact, I think I'll start a war! The public's easy to distract, When bombs are falling on Iraq! Mr. Starr: Mr. President, confess, did you make a sticky mess? A mess on Miss Lewinski's dress? A mess she holds so near and dear She saved it as a souvenir? And may I take a cell or two from you And prove that one and one makes two? Mr. Clinton: I do not like this, Starr you are, And I admit you went too far And I did things with sweet Miss L. Too inappropriate to tell. A valiant battle we have fought, Apologies are what you sought, I'm very sorry I got caught!

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